All hail my new KitchenAid processor
I’ve been promising myself one of these for about a year now and it finally arrived today. Huzzah! I haven’t the faintest idea how to use it yet and it comes with about a million different accessories (I exaggerate). It seems fitting that today is World Book Day as the instruction manual is about the same size as War and Peace, but I look forward to working my way through it if only to stop my new kitchen contraption from becoming the world’s most expensive paperweight (it’s bloody heavy).